(Intro — spoken) Oh humanity… bless your little heart you been at this a while now and somehow still can’t find the start losing your mind every time you try. it seems thats the dream

(Verse 1) You discovered fire while you burned down your cave
Invented the wheel then rolled it in your parade
showing your Drawings on the walls in hieroglyphics called yourself smart and divine
yet still ate the wrong berry every time
killing the mind
you had a good thing going with the stars
as they aligned
then some guy decided to climb high
to elevate his mind
falling on his head every time
now he sees stars in day and night
(Pre-Chorus)
you swore you were brilliant
you swore you had it down
say your the smartest thing walking in the whole dumb town
i don't know now
(Chorus) Da dumb dumbs
oh there you go again
Da dumb dumbs
history’s worst friend
in century's new
thats still you Da dumb dumbs
that’s you too dumb dumb
so stop singing along

(Verse 2)
Rome built the empire said it couldn’t fall
threw party after party til they lost it all
Medieval scholars burning women for rain praying to the ceiling for the crops over and over again
Knights in shining armor dying for a kiss
muah
Da dumb dumb
(Chorus)
oh there you go again
Da dumb dumb history’s worst friend
Thought you learned it wrote it in a book
Da dumb dumb
brand new century
Da dumb dumb that’s you too

(Bridge)
Then you split the atom and made bombs
oh what the fuck
then built a phone that’s smarter than your whole school
Got the internet — gave it to the trolls
found the cure for things then argued against your own scrolls
Now you’re on a screen
watching other screens
arguing bout things in between the memes
and Rockets to the moon
while the oceans rise and society falls
Da dumb dumb
still got them
dumb dumbs
(Spoken) And the whole time you thought you were peaking

(Outro) But hey… we love ya anyway you magnificent stumbling fool